Sunday, February 19, 2012

Smells like teen spirit

Guess who's back, back again? It's me Brooks (as some people call me despite reading my name on my business card). I feel like sharing with you the truth about germs: They are EVERYWHERE EVEN IN UR HOUSE AND ON YOUR HANDS SO WASH THEM 4-7 TIMES A MINUTE OR YOU WILL BE LIKE THOSE GROSS PPL IN CONTAGION AND SOMEONE BEHIND ME SNEEZED IN THAT MOVIE AND I ASKED THAT PERSON TO LEAVE. my arms are raised because i believe in song.

Brooks- Hey Isobel.
I- wut.
Brooks- Guess who's birthday it is today?
I- Yours.
Brooks- And Stella's
I- yeah right
Brooks- you don't believe me?
I- nope
Stella- Ruh Roh.

That shirtless kid was the ringleader in the rare photograph of an undercover fingerpainting money laundering front. All monies collected went to buy Lindor Truffles.
Girl, girl, shirtless Casper the ghost.
The PA Shiffs paid us a visit and left one of their kids here for what they called "collateral for a really big deal" and promised to get her in April "when the showers will bring May flowers; wink, wink". It was awkward.


MomShiff said...

Life is good.

Casey Joy said...

Ha! Brooks we need you'll to come our way!

Andrea Landaker said...

I love Christina's posts too, but yours always make me laugh, Brooke. "undercover fingerpainting money laundering front" . . . heh heh