We used to be Brooke and Christina; now we are Isobel's slaves

Christina (hereafter islave #1) attempts to give Isobel a piano lesson, but it appears that Isobel is less interested in music, and more interested in being on film. She WILL be a movie star or I owe you a pizza.

Handsome John F Kennedy Jr (islave #2) plays with his offspring.

We agree that Isobel looks frighteningly like George W Bush in this picture and seems to be saying "We will win the war on terror, irregardless of our foes".

A rare moment of reflection after spitting up all over Dagny.

A giant, smiling muti-colored moth with beads for organs would scare anyone.